professional procrastinator who lets her life be destroyed by fictional characters and men twice my age

 

Tumblr Definitions

louisgaybitch:

Frickle frackle: (verb) the act of making the sex

OTP: (noun) An acronym for one true paring.

Ship: (noun) wanting two (or more) people to be in a relationship. These people can also already be In a relationship.

Asdfghjkl: (verb) jdkaidbeidnaisnsusnsuanhsgejinshsjnsudndidndjdisking

Stahp:…

morelike-exorcise:

F is for Friends Who Screw Up Their Lives
U is for Unsocial and Unstable
N is for Never Giving Up Netflix Because It Has Supernatural, Sherlock, And Dr. Who. YEAH

finnyisintheimpala:

slutsoul:

halethesassmaster:

slytheringsnake:

I’VE JUST COME TO THE HORRIBLE REALIZATION THAT HANNIBAL POOPS PEOPLE

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"you’re shitting me"

"i will be soon"

it got better

twinkjared:

Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

tessaviolet:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

I’ve cued this a year early. and I’m sort of excited to see it and then think WOAH LOOK WHERE I WAS A YEAR AGO.

tessaviolet:

youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh:

kavto-m:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

I’ve cued this a year early. and I’m sort of excited to see it and then think WOAH LOOK WHERE I WAS A YEAR AGO.